APPEARANCE	TASTE	CRUMB FACTOR	OVERALL
3.2	8.6	8.6	7

7. JAMMY DODGER
JAMES: The God of the biscuit world! Never will anything surpass this greatness.
NEAL: Ten out of ten. Need I say more.
MATT: If this was a car it would have 4 wheels and an engine. You wouldn't be able to drive it, of course. Because it is a biscuit.
MARCY: Too crumbly. No fun to eat. Stickeeee!
NIC: Beautifully-sculpted edible love token for girls.

APPEARANCE	TASTE	CRUMB FACTOR	OVERALL
9.8	9.4	7.8	9.6

8. GINGER NUTS
JAMES: The biscuit of Satan. Absolutely vile. Smells like a goat.
NEAL: This is one of those half way bizkits. They aren't fun and they aren't boring - they are just there.
MATT: Mucho Grande! 2+2 = 4. Amazing.
MARCY: Sharp ginger and crackly biscuit. The perfect partner for hot tea.
NIC: Would make perfect buttons, if a tad smaller. Taste spicy and overwhelming.

APPEARANCE	TASTE	CRUMB FACTOR	OVERALL
3.8	6	6.4	5.6

9. PINK WAFER
JAMES: The wafer lets the pink goodness down tastewise. Reminds me of a thatched roof, concealing a neat little bungalow.
NEAL: Thing's rule. They remind me of dancing among the pigs with my black brother Ronald.
MATT: Looks like a finger. A pink one, of course.
MARCY: A skyscraper of pink fun. Neither hard nor soft but like eating a sugar candy tower block.
NIC: Fairy-light, like doves' wings. Awful.

APPEARANCE	TASTE	CRUMB FACTOR	OVERALL
4.6	6.6	5.4	5

10. ANIMAL BISCUITS
JAMES: The only contender to the Jammy Dodger's crown. Too small to wholly appreciate the goodness.
NEAL: A nice 1 bite treat. With varying animals, a surprise is only a bite away.
MATT: The animal pictures are fascinating. Takes me back to my expeditions in Africa. It was when I first came across a dogfish. Half dog and half fish. Brilliant. There was also a fish dog. Fish from the waist up and dog from the waist down. It attacked me and stole my shoes. The bastard.
MARCY: Fun despite tiny size. Like eating Noah's Ark or a zoo or summat. Gives evil pleasure.
NIC: Zoologically inaccurate baby treats. Taste icky and no use for dunking in tea. Absolutely ideal as buttons.

APPEARANCE	TASTE	CRUMB FACTOR	OVERALL
9.2	6.2	1.2	7.2

And just when they thought it was all over, out jumped the apple-flavoured SPOOKY COOKIES!!!

SPOOOKY COOOKIES!
JAMES: Cool! That's all I got to say about that. [Fair enough]
NEAL: This ruled when I saw it but quite disappointing to the tongue.
MATT: A HUGE DISAPPOINTMENT. UNDERWEAR IF YOU ASK ME.
MARCY: Best biscuit ever invented but tastes of ick and not even apple-flavoured ick. Spoooooky!
NIC: Scariest biscuit ever. Neon-green cream glows forever in the intestine. X-ray'ted', hohoho!

APPEARANCE	TASTE	CRUMB FACTOR	OVERALL
10	3.4	3.4	6.6

CONCLUSION: Biscuits should be fun!