Worst feature: Irritating Mickey Mouse type voice. Select: "Lets-a go!" Fire missile: "Whee-hee!" Hit opponent: "Yeah! Ha ha haa!" Hit by opponent: "Ow! Owowowowow!" Turbo boost: "Woo-hoo!" / "Let's-a go!" Recover from ghost/lightning: "Okey-dokey!" Fall off: "Wooooaaaaaahhhhooooow!" Lose: (petulantly) "Mamma mia!" Win: "Hee hee! I got it!"

Luigi
Luigi is great fun with fab catchphrases but no competitive spirit.
Most likely to: Say "Here we go" constantly / Drive up to the Princess' castle for a picnic.
Best feature: Sounds dead cute when he's lightninged.
Worst feature: Luigi's so nice you don't want to hurt anyone when you play with him.

Select: "Yahooo!" Fire missile: "Oh-ho!" Hit opponent: "Beeengo! Ho hohohohoh!" Hit by opponent: "Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! " Turbo boost: "Here we go!" / "Yahooo!" Recover from ghost/lightning: "Here we go!" Fall off: "Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!" Lose: "Mamma miaaaah!" Win: "Ahm-a Luigi - Namber wan!"

Peach
Peach is the posh princess with long blonde hair and a pink dress.
Most likely to: Say "Take that!" immediately followed by "Aieeeee!" as she slips on her own banana - doh!
Best feature: Erm....
Worst feature: Absolutely everything she says in that posh girly voice - urgh!

Select: "Let's go!" Fire missile: "Take that!" Hit opponent: "Bingo! Bye bye!" Hit by opponent: "Aieeeeee!" Turbo boost: "Here I gooooooh!!" / "Peachy!" Recover from ghost/lightning: "All right!" Fall off: "Aieeeee!" Lose: "Aieeeee!!" Win: "Yeah, Peach has got it!"

Toad
Toad is the smallest and some would say cutest of the characters.
Most likely to: Go "Aaaaaaaaah!" when absolutely nothing has happened to him.
Best feature: Very nippy.
Worst feature: Very light kart so tends to come off worst in smashes with other karts.

Select: "Yaaah-hoo!" Fire missile: "Woo!" Hit opponent: "Yeah! Hahaha!" Hit by opponent: "Ah-wowowowow!" Turbo boost: "Yahoo!" / "Here we gaow!" Recover from ghost/lightning: "Okay!" Fall off: "Aaaaaaaaaaaah!!" Lose: "Ah-wowowowow!" Win: "I'm the best!"

Wario
Wario is one of the evil characters but deep down he's not so bad.
Most likely to: Say "Aah-hahahaha - Waaah!" / Chuckle evilly to add further insult to your injury.
Best feature: His evil laughing which makes you want to do horrid things to the other characters.
Worst feature: Hard to avoid fake icons, bananas and the like due to extreme fatness.

Select: "Ah-hahahahahaaa!" Fire missile: "Fire!" Hit opponent: "Ah-hahahahahaaa!" Hit by opponent: "Waaaaah!" Turbo boost: "Eh-heh heh heh heh!" / "Here I go!" Recover from ghost/lightning: "Eh-heh heh heh heh!" Fall off: "Waaaaah!" Lose: "Aiyiyiyiyaah!" Win: "Ahm-a Wario! Ahm-a gonna weeen!"

Yoshi
Yoshi is Mario's squeaky dino pal.
Most likely to: Nip miles ahead / Drive into the palm tree on Koopa Troopa Beach (every time!).

Best feature: Very fast kart. Worst feature: Stupid noises. Select: "Eee-oooh!" Fire missile: "Bideeee-boo!" Hit opponent: "Bbbbbbeee-ooo!" Lose: (Surprised whistle) Win: "Bideep bideep-ooh!"

Bowser
Evil Bowser is the King of the Koopas and Mario's main enemy.
Most likely to: Lie in wait round a corner to smack the lighter players.
Best feature: Really fat and evil so great for smacking people / Great roaring noises.
Worst feature: Looks like a big scary beetle from the back / Everyone hates Bowser so you will get picked on.

Select: "Whooooaaaargh!" Hit opponent: Snarly laughing. Hit by opponent: "Gwah, gwah, gwah". And squealing. Like a pig - "eeeeeeeeeeeoooooaarrrh!" Turbo boost: "Gwhaaargh!" Fall off: Agonised snarling. Lose: "Eeeeeeeeeeeoooooaarrrh!". Win: "Grrrooaaarrrooooaaarrroooaaarrrgghhhh!"

DK

Donkey Kong is Mario's oldest enemy. Most likely to: Slip on bananas as he has a fatal affinity for them. Best feature: Good for bashing lighter karts. Worst feature: Only has two different types of vocalisation and both are rubbish and highly irritating. Positive interactions: Pathetic whiny cough-like cries - "Monkey happy!". Negative interactions: More amusing pained gruntings - "Monkey hurt, ow!".

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